Stained Shroud

And this is why Pious Women are necessary. Apparently the Onion didn't realize their great importance in the Liturgical Laundry process when writing this hilarious report:

Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt

VATICAN CITY—The damage occurred when Pope Benedict XVI, who was on laundry duty, did not notice a brand new bright-red Hanes Beefy-T in the Holy Whirlpool washer.

Also posted on the Pious Sodality of Church Ladies.
HT to the Curt Jester