I BELIEVE IN MANIPLES!
If only he did too.
More like Johnny Domer runs for president
HT to Thornie and thanks to Gianna for playing Mad Libs with me on this one :-)
Alternate versions supplied by the generator:
"These people haven't had sanctity for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their gather hymnals and their heretics and their bongo drums. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have maniples."
"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about heterodoxy. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old gather hymnals. Ordinary Americans believe in maniples , they want less heretics, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in sanctity."