Sunday, July 27, 2008

If only!

Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about heterodoxy. We need to get past all the gather hymnals and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming bongo drums. We need maniples , not heretics. Maniples are our sanctity. And we need to have change in heterodoxy."
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If only he did too.

More like Johnny Domer runs for president

HT to Thornie and thanks to Gianna for playing Mad Libs with me on this one :-)

Alternate versions supplied by the generator:

"These people haven't had sanctity for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their gather hymnals and their heretics and their bongo drums. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have maniples."

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about heterodoxy. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old gather hymnals. Ordinary Americans believe in maniples , they want less heretics, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in sanctity."


Johnny Domer said...

I believe in maniples.

I believe in clean surplices.

I believe in sombreros.

I believe...

in Johnny Domer.

(This message paid for by Awesome People Who Want to Elect Johnny Domer Because He's So Damn Good-Lookin and Yet Won't Turn Into Two-Face).

Cathy said...

I'd vote for ya.

Emily said...

I think I like the second one best of all.