There is something about my new (ok so I've been living in it 2 months now) dorm room. Really. It's like I'm living in the Bermuda Triangle.
Paranormal. Physics defied. Yup. Sounds like this place.
Check out this unexplained:
Socks disappear all the time (ok, so that's not paranormal)
my shower flip-flops disappear. -I use them everyday! How can it be that one morning I roll out of bed and they are gone!?
One of my shoes disappears. Not the pair, just one.
I know. You're skeptical. You're thinking it's just a typical college dorm and I'm your typical slovenly college student.
But I promise you that can't be the full explanation! I just cleaned the common room over break - top to bottom - can't find these things. I cleaned my half of my room top to bottom - can't find these things.
Sock, shoes, fine so maybe such things do have a habit of disappearing, but how about this:
My key - not keys, no just one key - disappeared off my key ring.
Keys do not just unwind themselves off key rings. Nor do they spontaneously unclip themselves from carabiners. No! That just does not happen! They are inanimate objects!
Can you explain?
Or are you still not convinced?
One more thing: *I* disappeared! Over two months without a single blog post!
Yes this place is strange.
St. Anthony pray for me!!