The End

Dear Readers,

I most regretfully announce my graduation from the University of Notre Dame.

Barely a few hours ago, I was granted a Bachelor of Arts.

As far as I can tell, this is my final blog post in the LaFortune Computer Cluster, where I have pulled numerous near-all-nighters this year. I will miss this place. Beside me types Darragh, former fearless Rover blog queen. She and I have spent many nights expending every ounce of life for the sake of our school work. We will miss our time spent together.

Last night I had a lengthy conversation with Gianna. She and I are pretty sure that there is no life after graduation from Notre Dame. Her sister, a 2006 grad, protested. We are pretty sure she's dead. By this reasoning I am dead. Yes, dead. Killed by sheepskin.

Alas.

For those concerned for my mental health right now - you very well should be. After all our valedictorian did proclaim us all crazy.

For those of you concerned this is my final blog post - it's not. Trust me, there will be better posts in the next couple days. It's just my last blog post in the LaFortune Cluster. Ah! How I will miss this den.